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STAR TREK: THE CROUTON GENERATION
EPISODES #122 - 151

Date: Tue, 3 Apr 90 12:57:53 MDT
From: reid_jh%cubldr@spot (Zen)
Subject: ST:TCG "The Snow Snare"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek: The Crouton Generation--

"The Snow Snare"

While patrolling the Salad Zone, the Croutonprize comes upon a planet that has
never known snow.  Upon beaming down, Commander Highlander, Dr. Flieder, and
Lt. Ghiasi are captured by the Packleds and held for a king's ransom of the
white stuff ("We look for things.  Will you make it snow?").  Can Lt. Midzor
modify the ship's food dispensers to make enough snow to meet the ransom?  Will
Captain Crouton have to use his superior negotiating skills to free his away
team?  Or will this be just another episode where everything turns out okay in
the end?

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#

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Date: Tue, 3 Apr 90 13:32:19 MDT
From: reid_jh%cubldr@spot (Zen)
Subject: ST:TCG "Ashby Wednesday"

Next time, on an All-New Episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"Ashby Wednesday"

After doing some research in the data.lore banks, Zortyl Wankoid announces that
he has discovered a holiday that used to be celebrated twice a semester at
colleges on Old Earth.  This holiday, called Ashby Wednesday, was commemorated
by giving ridiculously hard exams on Electromagnetic Wave propagation.  Soon
Wankoid is in the grips of a religious fever and insists that everyone on board
the Croutonprize celebrates Ashby Wednesday with him.  If they don't, he'll
sing "I'll Take You Home Again Cathleeeeeeeen" over the intercom incessantly
until they do.  Can Counselor Neon talk Wankoid down from his perch?  Can Lt.
Midzor stand the squeaky voice that is constantly hounding her?  On the next
exciting episode.

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#

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Date: Tue, 3 Apr 90 13:36:12 MDT
From: reid_jh%cubldr@spot (Zen)
Subject: ST:TCG "The IDIC Equation"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"The IDIC Equation"

The Kunz returns from his visit to alternate dimensions and threatens to
reprogram the Croutonprize's food dispensers with a new equation that he has
discovered called the IDIC equation (Infinite Delicacy in Infinite Croutons).
Can the crew stand to eat croutons for the rest of their mission or will they
have to fight the Kunz to survive?

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#

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Date: Tue, 3 Apr 90 13:40:08 MDT
From: reid_jh%cubldr@spot (Zen)
Subject: ST:TCG "SPOT::left-handed.spanner"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"SPOT::left-handed.spanner"

After visiting Starbase 58299817598.3, Zen accquires a new node called
left-handed.spanner.  Things are going smoothly until Lt. Ghiasi is
accidentally beamed into it and must use pseudo-code to communicate with Lt.
Wankoid.  Can Zortyl Wankoid get her out before she becomes a permanent
subprocess?

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#

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Date: Tue, 3 Apr 90 20:35:05 MDT
From: m_midzor%kaos@spot
Subject: ST:TCG

Neeeeeext week, on an all new episode of.....

               Star Trek: The Crouton Generation

                     "INVISIBLE BUGS"

   While on shore leave on Gamma Hydra IV's third moon's satellite,
Chief Engineer Midzor beams back on board with an alien creature of
that planet, the dreaded Krakeron Hybrid Chip. While the crew sleeps
peacefully and unsuspecting, the Krakeron nests in the Engineering
Computer. It creates a hallucinetic acid that causes Zen to act
stoned. Worse yet, once discovered, the Krakeron reproduces invisible
offspring! Zen says that the offspring tickle, and starts to laugh, 
causing the Croutonprize's orbit to decay. Can the ship's doctor
convince Zen to "just say no" in time to keep the Croutonprize from
crashing into the planet while the crew fights on to survive?

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Date: Tue, 3 Apr 90 22:18:09 mdt
From: zecca (Mad Bob the Avenger)
Subject: ST:TCG "Crouton Envy"

Next time, on an all-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

	"Crouton Envy"

Admiral Avenger's sleeping habits take a turn for the worse, as he
begins to not be able to go to bed before 3 a.m. suddenly and frequently.
Is this a result of his allergy medicine?  Is it his life-long insomnia
returning with a vengeance after a short vacation?  Is it a direct result
of the evil schemes of Daylight Savings Time?  Is it Crouton envy?  Can
Dr. Flieder discover the cause of this affliction in time, or will
Avenger sleep through his Final Project as the Riddler fights to wake
him up?

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Date: Tue, 3 Apr 90 23:28:50 mdt
From: tarrall (Robert Tarrall)
Subject: ST:TCG

 Coming soon, on an all new episode of.....

		Star Trek: The Crouton Generation

		"WHO COUNSELS THE COUNSELOR?"

  Counselor Neon departs from the Croutonprize on the shuttle
Greyhound on a mysterious voyage.  Neon claims he is merely
visiting the Chief Bruce of Rice VII for regular psychiatric
maintenance, but rumors aboard the Croutonprize suggest 
otherwise...  Could Neon actually be planning to stow away
aboard the Hubble Space Crouton, set for launch the day
he departs, in an attempt to find his brain (lost somewhere
in fizzixspace when Neon attempted dangerous vector problems
unassisted while on shore leave), or does he have a darker
motive - and will he ever complete this sentence...

	Find out next week on

	STAR TREK: THE CROUTON GENERATION

							-N.-

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Date: Tue, 3 Apr 90 23:48:52 mdt
From: zecca (Mad Bob the Avenger)
Subject: ST:TCG NEW Episode

Next time, on all-rude episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"And McCartney Shall Lead"

The Croutonprize is invaded by an AP-ranked college football team, who
terrorize the crew, make advances toward the female crew members, and
generally wreak havoc on Zen's systems.  Will Missy's makeshift force
field keep them out of engineering, where the female crew have sheltered
themselves?  Will Highlander be able to get his program in on time?
Will Captain Crouton's headaches EVER go away with all this noise?
And will Mordred be able to reach Lt. Hoswell in the transporter room
in time to save the ship, by beaming 300 kegs of beer into deep space
so that the team will soon follow?  As the Croutons fight to survive...

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Date: Wed, 4 Apr 90 00:24:48 mdt
From: zecca (Mad Bob the Avenger)
Subject: ST:TCG "Killer Frogs"

Next time, on an all-dejavu episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"Killer Frogs"

>From out of an old nightmare, the Croutonprize arrives at a planet
populated entirely by 500 ft. butterflies and tiny, voracious, blood-
thirsty, killer frogs who feed on the butterflies.  Will Commander
D'Arc Tangent get an overwhelming sense of deja vu when he reads the
report?  Will the Gaz get an overwhelming sense of Deja Q when he sees
the frogs?  Will the rest of you figure out what in the hell all this
means?  And will Missy be able to get the lights OFF in time to stop
thousands of massive butterflies from slamming into the hull of the
Croutonprize as the Croutons fight to survive?

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Date: Wed, 4 Apr 90 00:33:57 mdt
From: zecca (Mad Bob the Avenger)
Subject: ST:TCG "Bacos: The New Batch"

Next time, on an all-brewed episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"Bacos: The New Batch"

Admiral T'Lilith's latest genetics project, one that involved changing
the reproductive rate of Bacos, backfires.  A few Bacos accidentally get
out of their container and hide on her person when she visits Admiral
Avenger.  The Bacos transfer over to him and hide until his next visit
to the Croutonprize, when they quickly head for Zen's CPU where they
are fruitful and multiply.  Will the ship be able to suffer this new
strain of Bacos and their desire to "reproduce at will"?  Will Zen's
circuits be able to handle any more of these onslaughts, or will he
have to be replaced by a Zen Mark VII?  And will these Bacos permanently
destroy Sternk by changing his loginname permanently to sternd_the_dweeb?
As Wankoid and Farah fight to save Zen's sanctity...

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Date: Wed, 4 Apr 90 00:40:00 mdt
From: zecca (Mad Bob the Avenger)
Subject: ST:TCG Episode

	"The Pontiac of Mini-Vans"

Captain Crouton begins a new leisure-time activity -- narrating Pontiac
commercials.  Will the crew be able to recognize his voice?  Will anybody
buy these cars?  Will Captain Picard show up to challenge Captain Crouton's
ability to narrate a car commercial?  Will Mordred fix their drinks in
time?  Will Wankoid EVER arrange that UWRP teacher's death?  Will
Highlander use his Claymore for the job, or will he go for a Katana?
Will Captain Crouton's commercials ever do as well as Bert Blyleven's
real estate ads?  Will the baseball season ever get started?  Will
I ever stop asking these stupid quest

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Date: Wed, 4 Apr 90 10:43:52 MDT
From: moore_es%cubldr@spot (ERIC MOORE)
Subject: In the next exciting episode of "Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation"

                    "There Will Always Be Lancaster" 

Lt. Commander Moore gets "the bug" when he meets an officer from Starbase
Lancaster making a brief visit aboard the Croutonprize.  His work promptly
slacks off, he loses his appetite, and sleep-deprivation sets in.  Can
Counselor Neon help him make sense of this emotional turmoil before he loses
his sanity?  Will Dr. Flieder be able to save him from the effects of
malnutrition and gastronomical disquietude?  Stay tuned for upcoming
developments..... 

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Date: Wed, 4 Apr 90 11:33:01 mdt
From: hassell (Christopher Hassell)
Subject: Testinge Testinnnge <"That's the way the sign on the lorry spelt it!">

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW In a NNNNNEEEWWW 
	~~~~~ AMMMMAAAZING episode ~~~~~ 

	of Star Trek: The Crouton Rehashed Generation.
		

		"Croutons: The Sitcom"

AAAASSSS Admiral struggles to not destroy BacoBits eating away at Neon's mind
which Dr. Fleider is busily working to not notice whilst working upon the
remains of tissue left from Highlander's Slicing up of the main course in a
dinner held in honor of Zenador's new level of 180,000 Volts through his left
cranium which is also being attended by Kabeta in search of her particularly
notible 180 Terabytes she lost behind her uncle's cabin in cyberspace where
Zortyl Wankoid is trying to create the first construction company using her
lost data as lumber (Cyberspace Hugh M. Woods, doncha know) for summer 
cabins/apartments all tucked away under a seat in Frechette's cyber-volkswagen 
where he's thinking about life and Croutons with a hearty bunch of tomatoes 
which actually is Baby in another life and whose dashboard lights ....... 
 ........ is constnatly being turned on again by Lieutenant Parador as 
she works to create twelve new engines in time to escape from a storm of 
sunflower seeds and sprouts possibly started by the Hidden Valley empire as 
Zen works to figure out what movement actually means and decides to test his 
theory by heading for the closest class O star which is currently being 
orbited by Capt. Croutons who is working with new forms of plasma in an 
attempt to make his own breakfast cereal as well as break through Rice's 
magnetosphere and find out why there exists a Herman whose name is not bruce 
and is "causin a bit o confyoozhun" ....

....... ALL BEFORE ZENADOR REALIZES AND TRANSFORMS THE WHOLE LOT INTO PHONETIC
SPELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Translation in Wankoidian
	

		---  ### Zortyl  Wankoid ###

Date: Wed, 4 Apr 90 14:55:48 mdt
From: hassell (Christopher Hassell)
Subject: OH AND ONE MORE THING 

......... as admiral avenger is specifically fighting the Bacos... (et al)
and capt. crouton is trying to invent a plasma-defined new breakfast cereal
whilst orbiting a class O sun....

1st officer moore is trying to keep command of a ship which is going
carrotsticks... as he also is searching the galaxy for the lost planet Phobos


AHh.. while I'm in the middle of a very long exceedingly huuge and generally
obscure .. uh.... obscure.... set of ..... fried english muffins?? hmm?

Ferget it... :->

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Cc: ll438143@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu
Subject: Next.. on an all new, Star Trek, TCG...... 
Date: Wed, 04 Apr 90 18:42:59 MST
From: wonko the sane 

    -- The Tom Collins Effect --

While on shore leave from the Comatose, Boom Boom is accidentaly taken 
over by an evil spirit known only as "Tom Collins".  While possesed by 
this spirit, Boom Boom's warped drive takes over and he is forced to wander
in search of powdered donuts while being chased by the evil "Accez Mada"
as he attempts to find a cure for his illness in the form of a local drug
dealer known only as "Yukon Jack". 

As boom boom struggles to survive....

                        -------->boom boom

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Date: Wed, 4 Apr 90 21:49:45 EDT
From: shectman%husc4@harvard.harvard.edu (Nicholas Shectman)
Subject: NEXT on ST:TCG...

		"Nvir B"

while on shore leave on the second moon of the planet ADP185MC, Zenador 
encounters a strange species of beings of incredibly small size. These 
diminutive creatures are highly intelligent and have, unusually for
sentient beings, eidetic memory. However, they have weak immune systems
and are in fact suffering from a major epidemic of the virus they call
"Nvir B". Can Zenador call in the medical crew in time? will he catch
the dreaded virus himself? Will these 10-cm creatures make it through
another night? as the software library fights to survive...

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Date: Thu, 5 Apr 90 13:22:12 MDT
From: moore_es%cubldr@spot (ERIC MOORE)
Subject: On the next exciting episode of "Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation"

                              "Shell Game"

All hell breaks loose when the Croutonprize is hijacked by the Teenage Mutant 
Ninja Turtles.  They swiftly battle their way to the bridge and take control of 
the ship.  Soon, the croutons are faced with the dilemma of having to give up 
their tasty croutons in turn for greasy pizza.  Cholesterol poisoning begins to
afflict the crew when the invading chelonians find themselves faced with an un-
stoppable force.  Mr. Nunchatkus:  meet Mr. Claymore!

             /|                    Highlander 
             ||_________________________________________________________
OXOXOXOXOXOXO >_________________________________________________________>
             ||
             \|      "..feel the quickening.."

Thanks to the swift and deft hand of Lt. Higlander, the turtles are sliced and 
diced and the crew can sit down to a steaming-hot bowl of turtle soup.  Mm, mm, 
good!

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Date: Thu, 5 Apr 90 23:13:50 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "Drain Bamage"

Next time, on all-true episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"Drain Bamage"

The Kunz appears on the Croutonprize and, disguised as Captain Crouton,
orders Zen to "Use the definition of the Legendre polynomials in Gasioriwicz
Equation (10-61) to satisfy the following three recurrence relations:"
Immediately, all of Zen's CPU time is eaten up trying to solve this
seemingly simple problem.  Soon, Zen is accessing computers all over the
Federation, including the main Star Fleet Headquarters computers, seeking
assistance and extra CPU time to find the solution.  The Federation and the
crew of the Croutonprize find their operations coming to a standstill and
Admiral Avenger just throws up his hands and wanders off.  Can anyone
stop the Kunz's latest evil plot as the Federation fights to survive?

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Date: Sun, 8 Apr 90 16:23:43 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "Back to the Suture"

Next time, on all-new episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"Back to the Suture"

While visiting Starbase 27, Admiral Avenger is jumped by an Oyster
Cracker in disguise, who attempts to kill him.  Avenger valiantly
fights back, but ends up falling down a flight of stairs.  The Oyster
Cracker gets away as the medical team arrives.  Will the Croutonprize
arrive at the Starbase in time for Dr. Flieder to perform emergency
surgery on the Admiral's spine, or will he have permanent back pain?
And will Captain Crouton ever be able to sleep again as the Admiral
fights to survive?

-- Admiral Zecca, Star Trek: The Crouton Generation

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Date: Sun, 8 Apr 90 16:29:42 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "The Pakled Experiment"

Next time, on all-true episode of
	Star Trek: The Next Generation:

	"The Pakled Experiment"

While the crew puts in for shore leave at Starbase Syracuse, the evil
Professor Love steals Zen while the Riddler's men kidnap Admiral
Avenger from Star Fleet Headquarters.  Can they find a means of escape
from these dreaded villains or will the Cavendish Experiment that they
are forced to work on slowly turn them into Pakleds?  "We look for things
for our experiment.  We will make it go."

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Date: Sun, 8 Apr 90 16:56:29 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "Opening Day"

Next time, on all-moo episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"Opening Day"

Admiral Avenger needs a short break from the administrative work at
Star Fleet Headquarters, so he climbs in the _Rampage_ and makes a
rendevous with the _Croutonprize_, where he picks up Captain Crouton
(against Crouton's will), leaving Highlander in charge.  The _Rampage_
then sets course for Zeta Reticuli, where Avenger intends to take in
the opening game of the Zeta Reticuli Twins.  Needless to say, Captain
Crouton is not amused.  Suddenly, the field begins to fill with cows
being beamed in by an unknown force.  Will the cows spoil Avenger's
baseball game or will Captain Crouton be able to save the day as the
cows fight to survive?
			__
		     \_/__\___ 
		       (oo)
		/-------\/
	       / |     ====<   ######MOO####### 0
	      *  ||----|
		 ~~    ~
		Mike Moo-re, Oakland A's

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Date: Sun, 8 Apr 90 22:37:29 mdt
From: ghiasi (GHIASI SORAYA)
Subject: Re:  ST:TCG "The Pakled Experiment"

	"The Pakled Experiment (Part II)"

While Professor Love has Zen and Admiral Avenger occupied on the Cavendish 
experiment a fiendish plots unfolds.  Soraya, Melissa, an Aaron are assigned
to a real-time holography project with no working parts (Our laser is dead).
They send up a frantic plea for help from any and all who can provide some
needed information.  They are buried under the avalanche of reference books
sent their way.  Will they survive this diabolical scheme to trap them in 
real-time?

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Date: Mon, 9 Apr 90 00:08:05 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG Episode

Next time, on all-too-few episode of
	Star Trek: The Next Generation:

	"To Baldly Crouton What No Crouton Has Croutoned Before"

As the Junior Lab grind sets in and final approach, the pace at
which Captain Crouton, Chief Engineer Midzor, and Admiral Avenger
remove their hair rapidly increases.  Can Counselor Neon come up
with a way to stop this neurotic behavior, or will the crew have
to put with a Captain AND a Chief Engineer who look like Captain
Picard?  As the hair fights to survive...

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Date: Mon, 9 Apr 90 00:15:47 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG Episode

Next time, on all-new episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"She Sells C Shells by the Sea, Sure"

Starbase Harvard begins to run low on supplies, but there is a shortage
of available supply ships in the area due to a border skirmish between
the Yangs and the Mutts.  First Officer Hadden suggests a fund-raiser
to Commander Kabeta.  Zendor suggests they sell advanced Star Fleet
UNIX machines to underprivileged worlds in their sector, in exchange
for food supplies and so on.  But will Commander Kabeta's be able to
make a profit when Oyster Crackers interfere as Starbase Harvard fights
to survive?

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Date: Mon, 9 Apr 90 01:12:34 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: TCG "Ionized Gaz"

Next time, on all-achoo episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"Ionized Gaz"

The Gaz contracts the omnipotent beings's equivalent of a common cold
and his powers begin to "hiccup" at the worst times.  Will Dr. Flieder
be able to isolate and cure this deadly (to the rest of the crew)
disease or will the Croutonprize be destroyed by one sneeze too many
as the Croutons fight to survive?


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Date: Mon, 9 Apr 90 08:52:20 MDT
From: moore_es%cubldr@spot (MOORE@CONFUSED.STATE.EDU)
Subject: On the next exciting episode of "Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation"

                          "Boson Condensation"

The Croutonprize picks up a distress signal from the Kelvans and rushes to the 
rescue.  Upon arrival, the crew discovers that Degrandiose has taken over their 
world and is threatening to reduce them to a superfluid state.  Lt. Ghiasi 
finds herself faced with the daunting responsibility of finding a way of 
turning up the thermostat before the Croutonprize and Kelvans suffer 
Degrandiose's cryogenic nightmare.

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Date: Mon, 9 Apr 90 11:49:10 MDT
From: reid_jh%cubldr@spot (Zen)
To: junk@spot, crispy@crunchy.croutons, zen@nirvana
Subject: ST:TCG  "A Crouton by Any Other Name"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"A Crouton by Any Other Name"

While on a routine exploratory mission to Saccrobattus MXLIV, the Croutonprize
is hijacked by a scouting party from the IBM galaxy.  They reduce most of the
crew to their constituent croutons (to save resources) and then force the
rest of the crew to leave Cyberspace and venture forth to the IBM galaxy.  Can
Captain Crouton find a way to defeat these evil beings before the rest of his
crew molds?  Will Zen return from the Kunz Continuum in time to finish his 
E&M program?  Or will the crew come to the realization that a crouton by any
other name would taste as crunchy?

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#
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Date: Mon, 9 Apr 90 11:56:52 MDT
From: reid_jh%cubldr@spot (Zen)
Subject: ST:TCG  "Scrubbing Bubbles"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"Scrubbing Bubbles"

While procrastinating to avoid doing homework, Lt. Ghiasi and Lt. Midzor decide
to give the Croutonpriz's Engineering Section a good, old-fashioned cleaning.
They devise small robots to scrub the walls (called scrubbing bubbles for their
superficial resemblence to a 20th century cleaning product) and set them to
work.  Unfortunately, they are fruitful and multiply and escape Engineering,
cleaning everything in their paths.  Ghiasi and Midzor are then forced to fight
to round up the bubbles before they take the paint off the walls on the next
Exciting Episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation.

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#
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Date: Sun, 8 Apr 90 12:56:05 edt
From: "men=satan's toejam (Russell, Kerri)" 
Subject: ST:TCG

On the next episode of Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:
 
                        "Compter Heaven"
 
Due to a shortage of funds, half japanese assigns herself to assist Lusers in
one of the computer areas in the heart of the linguistics building.  But
where are all the Lusers?????  Have the computers finally struck back at the
Lusers for their stupididty???   Seven IBM-compatables, ten MACs,  three
printers, and one laser printer (who needs a new ink thingy) may hold the
answer to this mystery.  As half japanese sits in the room alone with these
computers she discovers one thing:  she is not able to do her reading on
Chan (Zen) Buddhism.  Are the computers trying to take over Dickinson IV???
Will the Croutonprize arrive in time to save the day???? Does half japanese
use to many question marks??????  Did half japanese just hear a computer
burp????  As the computers eat Lusers in their fight to survive....
Kerri "half japanese" Russell
"The Trez"

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Date: Mon, 9 Apr 90 23:42:01 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG Episode

Next time, on all-new episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"The Trouble With Bitnet"

After hearing the 13 billionth complaint from Dickinson IV, Captain Crouton
decides to investigate the efficiency of the Bitnet.  He and Lt. Wankoid
are appalled to discover its inefficient, confused, worthless organization.
Some people are still connected to Bitnet by CONVENTIONAL RADIO!!!
Captain Crouton attempts to hail Star Fleet Command about the problem,
but discovers the signal is being jammed.  Suddenly, the Carl appears
on the bridge, fresh from arguing for funds in the Quayle Continuum,
dragging a kicking and screaming "half japanese" with him.  What evil
scheme does the Carl have in mind this time and what does it have to
do with the Bitnet?  Will Missy be able to discover a way of keeping
the lights on throughout the entire episode?  And what will the Wojwoman
do with all that missing email as the Croutons fight to survive?

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Date: Tue, 10 Apr 90 12:42:21 MDT
From: reid_jh%cubldr@spot (Zen)
Subject: ST:TCG  "Crouton Days" (part 1 of 2)

Next time, on an All-New Episode of Star Trek:  The Next Generation:

"Crouton Days" (part 1 of 2)

While frantically attempting to organize a symposium (called "Crouton Days")
back at Star Fleet Headquarters on Earth, Admiral Avenger, Lt. Ghiasi, and Lt.
Midzor send a distress signal to the Croutonprize.  The Croutonprize speeds
to Earth, only to discover that someone has attacked SFHQ and captured all
the attendants of Crouton Days.  Can the crew discover who kidnapped their
beloved friends, much less everybody else?  Will Crouton Days be a failure?

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