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The Crouton Generation Archives
STAR TREK: THE CROUTON GENERATION
EPISODE #182 - 211
Date: Wed, 18 Apr 90 19:15:12 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG episode
On the next skull-shattering episode of
[5;9mStar Trek: The Crouton Generation[0m:
"The NeXt Generation"
The Croutonprize away team stumbles upon the secret hideaway of a
scientist named de Alwis, who is using a NeXt Mark XVI to run
simulations of superstring theory. The problem is, these simulations
are being secretly tapped into by the Hidden Valley Ranch Empire,
who are using the information to improve their weapons technology
ten-fold. Can the Blizz resist the temptation to steal the NeXt as
his very own? Can Highlander and the away team put a stop to the
Hidden Valley Ranch leeching without affecting the system and before
de Alwis returns from his lunch hour? Find out as Jez tries to find
the refrigerator on the NeXt exciting episode of Star Trek: The
Crouton Generation.
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Date: Wed, 18 Apr 90 22:13:43 mdt
From: ghiasi (GHIASI SORAYA)
Subject: THE GEORGE.....(ominous music playing in background)
NEXT ON ST:TCG
"The George"
The Ashby and Kunz Continiums are invaded by an evil scourge known
only as the George. Admiral Avenger, Lt. Midzor, Lt. Ghiasi and Zen are
all holding an important meeting in the war room when, suddenly, out of
nowhere, the George appears. The George quickly fouls up all the curves of
both continiums, leaving the crew in an uproar. Admiral Avenger and Zen try
to use their Kunz powers, but the George continues in his relentless efforts
to make every one else fail. Lt. Midzor and Lt. Ghiasi try their hand as well,
but the George relegates them to the zone known only as "Not Good Enough."
All appears to be lost when, again suddenly and out of nowhere, Jez the Wonder
Kitty appears on the scene....The George is allergic to Jez (some such powers
are allergic to cats you know) and quickly vanishes into the ether. Jez the
Wonder Kitty saves the day, but the George knows THERE WILL BE A FINAL
CONFRONTATION. The George fiendishly plots the demise of Jez the Wonder Kitty
and his diabolical revenge on the Crountonprise. As Jez fights to survive....
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Date: Wed, 18 Apr 90 23:56:24 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "Bush Whackers"
Next time, on a fiery new episode of
[5;9mStar Trek: The Crouton Generation[0m:
"Bush Whackers"
Fresh from terrorizing the elections on DPG-131, the Sneiz Garde dump
100,000 tons of Broccoli in the lap of the Federation President, before
a meeting of the full Council. These left-wing Sneiz Garde then hold
the captive Council hostage, demanding 6 gigatrillion quatloos or they
will torch the broccoli and the president with it. Will the Croutonprize
arrive in time to stop the massacre? Will the away team give in and fork
over the ransom, or will the Blizz fire the first shot? Find out as Jez
pours kerosene all over the President and Highlander strikes a match on
the next explosive episode of Star Trek: The Crouton Generation!
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Date: Thu, 19 Apr 90 00:02:27 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "System Crash"
On the next electrifying episode of
[5;9mStar Trek: The Crouton Generation[0m:
"System Crash"
Crash takes Lts. Ghiasi, Midzor, and Wankoid out for a simple exploratory
scanning mission in the _Maalox_, when a powerful force beam strikes the
small craft, bringing it down to the surface. There they find a strange
machine known as "snoopy" to the primitives that practice their religious
cult at its feet with the crew of the shuttlecraft. Will Jez become the
new science officer on the _Croutonprize_ as the natives threaten to
sacrifice Soraya? Will Missy and Crash be able to hotwire some lights
in order to blind and confuse the unsuspecting cultists? Or will Zortyl
be able to talk "snoopy" into self-destructing as the crew fights to
survive?
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Date: Thu, 19 Apr 90 12:22:40 MDT
From: moore_es%cubldr@spot (MOORE@CONFUSED.STATE.EDU)
Subject: Next on "Star Trek: The Crouton Generation"
"One Flew Over the Crouton's Nest"
Tragedy strikes when Lt. Cmdr. Moore is struck with insanity from studying too
much physics. He quickly runs amuck, reprogramming Zen; solving insolvable
algebra problems; making up terrible puns; and reciting, "Hydrogen, helium,
lithium, beryllium, boron,..." Counselor Neon must come to the rescue and try
to coax Eric back to reality before he reprograms the food synthesizers to
produce Nandorian broccoli. Will Counselor Neon succeed? And will Wankoid be
able to reprogram Zen to quit spilling out:
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack
a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work
and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull
boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes
Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and
no play makes Jack a dull boy...."
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Date: Thu, 19 Apr 90 22:34:56 EDT
From: bryant%husc8@harvard.harvard.edu (Katherine 'Kabeta' Bryant)
Subject: ST:TCG!
Next, on an all-new episode of...
[5mStar Trek: The Crouton Generation[0m
"The Dave People"
The crew of Starbase Harvard is visited by a strange race of literary/
mathematical beings who insist on calling a large portion of the crew
"The Dave People." The crew puzzles over these strange beings and their
strange forms of address; are they referring to Lt. JG Miller, Lt. Comm.
McKinnon, or Daaaaaave, the computer? As communication fights to
survive...
HRH Kabeta, etc.
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Date: Thu, 19 Apr 90 22:59:06 EDT
From: shectman%husc4@harvard.harvard.edu (Nicholas Shectman)
Subject: NeXT on ST:TCG
next, on an all-superglue episonde of
Star Trek: The Crouton Generation
"Martin and the Trolls"
Zenador rents a shuttlecraft from the starship _Dollar_ and pilots it to
a convention at the starbase _Marriott_, orbiting the planet 'Hunt Valley'
of the star 'Baltimore', hoping for a chance to study the alien lifeforms
that will be converging on the _Marriott_. On the way to the con, he stops
at the WESLEYan academy (shut up wesley ) to pick up a
fellow scientist who is well versed in the ways of two of the beings Zenador
is out to study: the `lemmings' and those who call their home planet 'MUD'.
Once at the con, Zenador studies the social behavior of some of these beings
and further documents the psychoactive effects that whipped cream has on these
strange aliens (cf. 'alien nation' and my post to the crew of starbase harvard)
Apparently one of the social markers used by these lifeforms is a piece of
red ribbon tied to various parts of the anatomy, used to signify participation
in the whipped cream orgy. During some spare time, Zenador conducts experiments
in relativistic mechanics using the rented shuttlecraft...
Will Zenador be taken in by the hedonistic lifestyle these people lead?
Will he be able to get his passengers home without killing anyone?
Will he be able to figure out the exact ratios of limeade, everclear, water
and dry ice in the formulation these Eeties call 'rocket fuel'?
Will he be able to give you all a good idea of what happened to him in
Baltimore last weekend in a single ST:TCG episode?
find out as, back at home, the crew of Starbase Harvard fight to survive!
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Date: Thu, 19 Apr 90 22:13:12 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG "Idiot Lights"
Next time, on an all-fugue episode of Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:
"Idiot Lights"
In a final attempt to completely repair the lights on the Croutonprize, Lt.
Midzor accidentally gives them all a frontal lobotomy. They immediately become
very dim (haha). Can Missy restore the lights' intelligence before a surprise
inspection by Commodore Bradford? Can Jez the Wonder Kitty find the can opener
in the shadows? Will the new dimness in the corridors of the Croutonprize
make Captain Crouton fall asleep? Find out on the next exciting episode of
Star Trek: The Crouton Generation.
#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#
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Date: Thu, 19 Apr 90 22:20:02 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG "*croutons not included."
Next time, on an all-zoo episode of Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:
"*croutons not included."
While docked around Starplate 13452789 for repairs, the Croutonprize is
hijacked by a radical left-wing front of Bacos who insist upon being allowed
to nest freely in Zen. Can the crew recover their beloved ship before the
Bacos take it out of the galaxy forever? Will Zen be able to throw off this
new infection of Bacos by developing sufficient antibodies? And will Jez the
Wonder Kitty enjoy a new life of being worshipped by loving Bacos? Find out
on the next exciting episode of Star Trek: The Bacos Generation.
#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#
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Date: Thu, 19 Apr 90 22:24:07 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG "The George is Our Friend"
Next time, on an all-zoo episode of Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:
"The George is Our Friend"
The George breaks out of his bound state in the Kunz and Ashby Continuums and
heads--where else?--straight for the Croutonprize. When he arrives, he
pretends to be a mild-mannered elderly gentleman just trying to get into
graduate school, and he immediately charms the entire crew. Can Jez the Wonder
Kitty see through the deception in time to rescue the curve in both S&M and
Queue-Mech? Or will he fall victim to the George's bribe of a lifetime
supply of Little Friskies? Find out on the next exciting episode of Star Trek:
The Wonder Kitty Generation.
#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#
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Date: Thu, 19 Apr 90 22:25:28 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG "The Lights of Midzor"
Next time, on an all-zoo episode of Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:
"The Lights of Midzor"
Just kidding, Missy.
#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#
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Date: Thu, 19 Apr 90 22:30:39 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG "Regional Meeting"
Next time, on an all-zoo episode of Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:
"Regional Meeting"
Lt. Midzor agrees to attend the Regional Everyday Meeting for Brilliant
Engineering Personell (REMBER). Unfortunately, she can't find anybody to go
with her. Can Missy convince Zen and Captain Croutons to come with her so she
can have someone to talk to? Will Jez the Wonder Kitty agree to go if he's
if he's allowed to sit at the banquet table and eat his dinner with everybody
else? Will Zen ever finish his Ashby program (or does he even care)? Tune in
and see on the next exciting episode of Star Trek: The Ashby Generation.
#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#
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Date: Thu, 19 Apr 90 22:35:54 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG "The Crouton Gourmet"
Next time, on an all-flu episode of Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:
"The Crouton Gourmet"
The Croutonprize is visited by the famous Chef Julia Childrenn. She
immediately takes up the cooking duties in the 10 Forward Lounge, until one day
she accidentally makes a batch of salmonella-tainted Lobster Thurbidore with a
lovely mornay sauce served with truffle pate flambe with a fried egg on top and
spam. Will Dr. Flieder be able to resist the disease long enough to find a
cure? Will Jez the Wonder Kitty be able to fly the Croutonprize alone? Will
Childrenn's reputation be ruined permanently? Find out on the next exciting
episode of Star Trek: The Lobster Generation.
#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#
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Date: Fri, 20 Apr 90 00:38:12 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG episode!
On the next all-wet episode of
[5;9mStar Trek: The Crouton Generation[0m:
"The Reign in Duane Falls Mainly in Missy's Brain"
Lt. Midzor's reign as SPS President continues another year, which causes
all the lights in the Croutonprize to go out simultaneously and all of the
sprinklers to start spraying everywhere? Can Jez find a safe, dry haven
for the duration? Can Zortyl get Zen covered up in time so his circuits
don't blow out? And is Counselor Neon joking when he begins screaming
"I'm melting! I'm melting!"? Find out, on the next dam episode of
Star Trek: The Crouton Generation...
(Yes, I meant to spell it "dam"!)
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Date: Fri, 20 Apr 90 02:02:47 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG Episode!
On the next exacerbating episode of
[5;9mStar Trek: The Crouton Generation[0m:
"Latration with Bobabgigly Costaguglicraf"
Captain Crouton stays up a little too late one night in Lt. Wankoid's
computer center and views a Yoyboqian late-night talk show. The steady
stream of Yoyoboqian soon overwhelms the Captain and he begins to go
bonkers. Can Mordred supply enough ice cream for his frenzied state?
Can Jez get some ice cream too? And can Dr. Flieder come up with a cure
in time as the Crouton fights to survive?
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Date: Fri, 20 Apr 90 02:03:21 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "Dilemma"
On the next exciting episode of
[5;9mStar Trek: The Crouton Generation[0m:
"Dilemma"
The Croutonprize is scheduled to be exploring the farthest reaches of
Federation territory at the same time that Captain Crouton and Lt. Cdr.
Moore have nuclear physics papers to do for the Ford. Can Highlander
complete the mission successfully without the big Crouton and Number
Two? Can Chris and Eric get their papers done in time? And what will --
No, Jez! Stay away from the lights! No! ZAP Oh, Miiiiiiissssyy!
We have a joooooooob for youuuuuuu...
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Date: Fri, 20 Apr 90 02:42:54 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG Episode!!!!!!!!!!
On the next exciting episode of
[5;9mStar Trek: The Crouton Generation[0m:
"The Cleverest Trick of the Kunz Age"
The Kunz reappears for a lesson on Bessel functions, but just as he is
reaching the punchline, Jez the Wonder Kitty makes a surprise appearance
of his own, sending the Kunz into an excited state and ionizing his chalk.
"There will be no class on Friday. " and the Kunz is gone
again. Just as Zen and the crew are about to enjoy the quiet peaceful
weekend, the lights go out. Apparently, Missy has forgotten that most
of the rest of the crew will be remaining on board while she is at the
regional meeting and has shut off the lights (intentionally!) to conserve
power while she was away. So the Croutons try to find something to do
in the dark...
Highlander: "Ken, what's that strange sound?"
Blizz: "I have no idea. Zen, what's that strange sound?"
Zen: "I am not programmed to respond in that area. hehehe"
Moore: "Do I hear snoring?"
Mordred: "GODDAMN IT!"
Jez (thinking): "Time to play!" (LEAP) (BOUNCE) (BOUND BOUND BOUND)
Neon (thinking): "This looks like a good time to slip away..."
Crash revs up the _Metamucil_ and takes a joyride.
Ship's Philosopher Frechette is lost in thought and doesn't notice the
lights are off. "Oof"
"AAAAACHHOOOO!!!!"
"Would you watch where in the hell you're going?"
"UUUGGH! That's disGUSTing!"
"Damn the lights anyway!"
"Skkkkrznklezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Is Captain Crouton ASLEEP? Somebody write this down somewhere!"
"Would you two STOP that? Take it off the bridge, at LEAST!"
"PURR!" (BOUND BOUND BOUND) (LEAP)
"Daisy, Daisy...."
"I've deleted it again!"
(The Kunz returns and the lights come on.)
"Just kidding!" He surveys the bridge, then says: "UGH! That's
disGUSTing!" and the lights are back off before anybody
has a chance to look.
} Date: Fri, 20 Apr 90 10:50:00 MDT
} From: cubldr::reid_jh (ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
} Subject: ST:TLC "The Cleverest trick etc. etc."
} Mike you forgot this little bit when you were writing what was going on on
} the bridge:
(The Kunz returns and the lights come on.)
Captain Crouton to two junior ensigns: "Hey! Stop that! You can't do that
Here!"
JE#1: "We're engaged."
Captain Crouton: "Well disengage and report back to your stations! Now,
where's Missy?"
Zen: "Lt. Midzor is located in the women's room on deck 12."
Mordred: "Yes, she's locked in it. We're sending a janitor down with a
skeleton key and we should have her out momentarily. . ."
Captain: "What? Can't you do something faster? Can't you blast her out?"
Zen: "But captain, the women's room on deck 12 is only 3 x 3. We wouldn't
want to reduce Lt. Midzor to atoms; that would be illogical."
#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#
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Date: Fri, 20 Apr 90 10:31:53 EDT
From: shectman%husc4@harvard.harvard.edu (Nicholas Shectman)
Subject: Toilet Paper
NEXT on an all-new episode of
Star Trek: the CROUTON generation:
_Toilet Paper_
Zenador returns home after returning his rent-a-shuttlecraft to find
that the rest of the crew of Starbase Harvard has, instead of T.P.-ing
his room like they did over his last shore-leave in january, have
managed to T.P. his life. What's more, they seem to have used up all
the toilet paper in that sector of the galaxy. Will Zenador be able to
clean up his life? will anyone be able to use that bathroom? Will the
mass of the toilet paper collapse into a black hole and if so, what will
be its Schwazchild radius? As the starbase fights to survive...
-/phi
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Date: Fri, 20 Apr 90 10:25:30 MDT
From: moore_es%cubldr@spot (MOORE@CONFUSED.STATE.EDU)
Subject: Next on "Star Trek: The Crouton Generation"
"The Carbonate Maneuver"
Pandemonium breaks out aboard the Croutonprize when the crew becomes divided
into two camps bickering over whether non-alcoholic, carbonated drinks should
be called "soda" or "pop". Only Lt. Cmdr. Moore remains unaligned as he
precariously attempts to reconcile the two factions by getting them to agree on
the hybrid word: "soda pop". Will he succeed in time before the Croutonprize
is attacked by the Sneize Garde, Oyster Crackers, Pakleds, The Queue, The
Riddler, and every other meddling, multi-dimensional being this side of the
galaxy? As the Croutons fight to fight.
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Date: Fri, 20 Apr 90 10:58:09 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG "Crouton's Stepchildren"
Next time, on an all-gnu episode of Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:
"Crouton's Stepchildren"
Captain Crouton and Dr. Flieder's relationship (such as it is) is threatened
when the captain's son by a previous marriage shows up. This young man
immediately sets about causing mistrust and deceit amongst the crew by planting
false rumors and so forth (this leads Counselor Neon to say to the Captain,
"Face it, Chris, you've sired a snake!"). Can the crew keep their unity through
this latest storm? Will Jez the Wonder Kitty be able to retain his sanity?
Can Zen finish his E&M Homework in time? Find out on the next episode of Star
Trek: The Bastard Generation.
#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#
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Date: Fri, 20 Apr 90 22:50:29 mdt
From: The Crouton Man
Subject: ST:TCG.
Next time on a different Star Trek, The Crouton Generation:
"Moldy Croutons"
The Capt is afflicted with an sever growth of mold on his head
which threatens to blind him, and grow to his waist... can Doctor
Flieder save him in time by examining him with a pair of shears, or
will the Capt continue to bump into every wall around... as the
crew fights to survive.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
-=- The Crouton Man -=-
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Date: Fri, 20 Apr 90 23:00:20 mdt
From: The Crouton Man
Subject: ST:TCG..
Next time on a cln classic Star Trek, The Crouton Generation:
"}i}i"
The Crew of the Croutonprize sent to investigate a new
sector of the galaxy after the federation communications become
blocked by a strange form of knoise being rediated from the
region. will the Croutonprize survive the extreme knoise radiation,
and become lost for all not to see in "}i}i" or will they make
fr}iieniends with the life creating this communication block.. find
out next time... as the crew fights to survive.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
-=- The Crouton Man -=-
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Date: Fri, 20 Apr 90 23:25:02 mdt
From: The Crouton Man
Subject: ST:TCG...
Next time on a not quite orignial Star Trek, The Crouton Generation:
"The Doctor Exchange"
As part of a negotiated exchange for better relations, Doctor
Flieder is croutonize aboard the hospis ship _prespis_ to study the
culture, for better understanding of the race Oreganos, one of the
many in the hidden valley empire's conglomerate. Thru a previously
unknown power, she is forced into years of labor doing statistics for
studies the Oreganos have been doing... without being given much sleep
at all, while for those on the croutonprize , only minutes seem to pass.
Will the crew discover what is really happening, and can the capt save
the doctor from this fate almost worse than death... as the Crew Fights
to Survive...
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
-=- The Crouton Man -=-
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Date: Sat, 21 Apr 90 02:12:11 mdt
From: The Crouton Man
Subject: ST:TCG....
Netx xt time on an unusual Star Trek, The Crouton Generation:
"By the book?"
While Admiral Avenger is visiting the Croutonprize for important
conferences, he discovers that Captain Croutons can break into complete
babble, yet seems to make sence to himself... is this a potentally powerful
new code for subether communications, or is this just a sever case of
vocal dyslexia... will Lt. Ghiasi be able to study this new language,
will Lt. Wankoid be able to program zen to translate for the rest of the
crew, and will Dr. Flieder be able to cure the Captian of this strange
affliction... as the Crew fights to survive..
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
-=- The Crouton Man -=-
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Date: Sat, 21 Apr 90 13:06:56 EDT
From: shectman%husc4@harvard.harvard.edu (Nicholas Shectman)
Subject: NEXT on an ALL-GNU ST:TNG
"Bitwind"
Starbase Harvard is hit by a violent galactic storm with violent bit-vectors
and gusts of data. News to the base is disrupted, and the main news server
is hit by a bit-bolt, disabling its capability to sort out which news it
has recieved. As news items swirl around randomly near the starbase, they
are sucked in and distributed multiple times, causing massive amounts of
paper to float around the base. Will civilization be buried by the
avalanche? Will operations be shut down by protesters shouting about the paper
not being recycled for Earth Day? Find out, as the mail daemons fight to
survive...
-/phi
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Date: Sat, 21 Apr 90 18:53:23 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "Musical Chairs"
Next time, on all-true episode of
[5;9mStar Trek: The Crouton Generation[0m:
"Musical Chairs"
A power struggle in the Kunz continuum causes repurcussions through the
Universe. Captain Crouton offers to mediate and "Ernie" becomes the new
Chair of the Kunz Continuum (or "Top Kunz"). Will the continuum survive
under Ernie's guiding hand, or will splinter groups of omnipotent beings
with the opposite spin form? Will the Carl make Jez work more hours?
Will Missy be able to sustain her reign? And will the Kunz give Zen and
Admiral Avenger and "easy" final exam? Find out on the next exciting
episode of Star Trek: The Crouton Generation!
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Date: Sat, 21 Apr 90 19:04:29 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "Swivel Chairs"
On the next rotating relativistic elliptical episode of
[5;9mStar Trek: The Crouton Generation[0m:
"Swivel Chairs"
Current Top Kunz "Ernie" and former Top Kunz Ashby find they can not remain
in the same continuum because they have the same spin, so the Ashby's
powers are stripped and he is left without his copy of Griffiths on the
bridge of the _Croutonprize_. Will the George be able to help the Ashby
regain his Kunz continuum powers? Will the Ashby help Zen and Admiral
Avenger change the gravitational constant of the Universe while he waits
out his sentence? And will Jez shut off the lights and make Missy very
angry as the Croutons fight to survive?
Reality Note:
Ernie Rost will become the Physics Dept. Chair at CU in the fall.
Bill O'Sullivan was chair for 1988-90.
Neil Ashby was chair for 1986-88 and is currently Soraya, Missy, and
Zen's E&M prof.
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Date: Sat, 21 Apr 90 19:14:14 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "11010001"
On the next Yoyoboqian episode of
[5;9mStar Trek: The Crouton Generation[0m:
"11010001"
Dougal Wankoid, Lt. Wankoid's younger brother, makes a surprise visit to
the Croutonprize and all hell breaks loose. Zen crashes for the weekend,
all the light go out again ("Sorry, Missy!"), and Mordred spills Jez's
milk. Zortyl decides to take matters in his own hands and challenges
his brother to a match of ambulaglufy-jitsutronmawernikalom in order to
settle their differences. It is at this inopportune moment that Hidden
Valley Ranch Commander Bloocheez shows up demanding Dougal's head on a
platter. Can Captain Crouton find a way out of this situation? Can
Soraya get her complex variables homework done? Can Counselor Neon sense
anything from Commander Bloocheez? And can Lt. Frechette EVER get any
serious thinking done with all this noise as the Croutons fight to survive?
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Date: Sat, 21 Apr 90 19:23:06 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "Bacos and Chi's"
On the next eggciting episode of
[5;9mStar Trek: The Crouton Generation[0m:
"Bacos and Chi's"
Rabid Baco Padres fans invade the _Sandberg_, rendering the ship inoperable.
Captain Chow struggles valiantly, but he knows he has lost control, but he
manages to get out one last emergency message before the communication links
are severed. Will the Croutonprize arrive in time? Will the Lt. Ghiasi be
able to solve Chi An's Baco problems? And how will the Padres do this year,
anyway? Find out, as Jez struggles to get attention!
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Date: Sat, 21 Apr 90 19:41:15 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "Childproof Safety Cap"
On the next exciting episode of
[5;9mStar Trek: The Crouton Generation[0m:
"Childproof Safety Cap"
While at a stopover at Starbase Syracuse, the Croutonprize finds itself
under the scrutiny of the inevitable EPA (Environmental Prevention Agency),
who quickly install Childproof Safety Caps on all the instrumentation on
board. Will Lt. JG Himle be able to pilot the ship around the caps? How
will Wankoid keep the Bacos out of Zen? And how will Missy ever REACH
the light switch now as Jez fights to get his name in the episode?
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