STAR TREK: THE CROUTON GENERATION
EPISODES #242 - 271

Date: Fri, 27 Apr 90 00:09:56 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "Holo Pursuits"

Next time, on all-blue episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"Holo Pursuits"

Lts. Midzor and Ghiasi, with the assistance of Jez the Wonder Kitty and
the Holodeck version of Aaron Grant, attempt to do holograms the old-
fashioned way.  However, Missy's inability to get the laser working and
Soraya's constantly lost keys hamper their efforts.  Will Jez be able
to make it go?  Who will bring the chairs?  And will Counselor Neon's
insistent laughing be cut short when he senses that he will be in the
same situation in a year?  Find out, in the next crunchy episode of
Star Trek: The Crouton Generation!

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Date: Fri, 27 Apr 90 10:11:54 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG  "Mousies"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"Mousies"

Captain Crouton attempts to contact his friend, Admiral Avenger at SFHQ, and
recieves in reply only the word, "Mousies."  Further inquiries only elicit the
same response:

Croutons:  "What the hell are you doing?!?"
Avenger:  "Mousies!"

Can Counselor Neon decode the admiral's strange transmssions in time?  Will
Lt. Ghiasi be permanently confused, or will she simply not get this allusion?
Can Jez, the Wonder Kitty, resist the temptation to give the admiral some of
his mousies?  Will the Visitors kill Avenger for snacking in public?  Find out
on the next exciting episode of Star Trek:  The V Generation.

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#

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Date: Fri, 27 Apr 90 10:24:45 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG  "Pun-ishment"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"Pun-ishment"

Admiral Avenger, having returned from his recent escapades looking for mousies,
becomes angry at the crew of the Croutonprize for interfearing in his affairs.
As a disciplinary measure, he bombards the crew with terrible puns about the
lights, Jez the Wonder Kitty, and people's names in other dimensions.  Can the
crew survive this new onslaught?  Will Counselor Neon be able to help Avenger
through this new crisis, or will he be overcome with sensing feelings of great
pain and sadness?  Can Jez the Wonder Kitty find something to do this episode?
Will Highlander be able to keep from spewing profanity all over everrybody's
screens?  Find out, on the next exciting episode of Star Trek:  The Punster 
Generation.  

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#

Look, Missy!  No lights! (she never reads these episodes, anyway.)

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Date: Fri, 27 Apr 90 10:33:06 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG  "The Punster"

Next time, on an All-True episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"The Punster"

The Croutonprize speeds to SFHQ on Earth to find out just what the hell's wrong
with Admiral Avenger.  When they arrive, they discover he's been possessed by
a strange being called the Punster, who was forcing him to make strange fleet
consignments, terrible puns, and generally cause Starfleet Command to come to
a screeching halt.  Can Counselor Neon exorcize the Punster from the hapless
Admiral?  Will Zen's new Pun Program be able to take the Punster on one-on-one?
Will Jez, the Wonder Kitty, successfully locate Soraya's keys in Engineering
even though Missy has knocked out all the lights?  Find out, on the next
exciting episode of Star Trek:  The In-Joke Generation.

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#

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Date: Fri, 27 Apr 90 10:39:55 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG  "Boson Buddies"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"Boson Buddies"

Recently freed from the clutches of the Punster, Admiral Avenger enlists the
help of Zen to help him catch up on his Quantum Mechanics homework.  All is
going well until:

Avenger:  "Okay, so if you take the recursive relationship here, and. . ."

The Kunz:  "Here, I'll give you some hints that will hopefully get you pointed
            in the right direction." (he scribbles nonsense on a nearby chalk
            board)  "This is actually. . .and easy assignment."  (he nods)


Can Admiral Avenger ever de-code the strange chicken-scratches of the Kunz?
Will Zen go batty trying to explain the use of the Sturm-Gurglephltz Equation
to him?  Can Jez, the Wonder Kitty, fix the lights while Soraya and Missy look
for their keys?  Find out on the next exciting episode of Star Trek:  The Kunz
Generation.

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#

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Date: Fri, 27 Apr 90 15:46:07 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "The Rutan Man"

Next time, on an electrifying episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"The Rutan Man"

Captain Crouton begins to behave very strangely, giving peculiar orders,
shaving off his beard, SLEEPING...  The crew becomes very concerned and
Dr. Flieder calls a meeting of the senior officers in Sickbay.  It is
at this point that Jez comes bounding in meowing loudly.  Soraya thinks
it is because he has found her keys, but quickly discovers this is not
the case, as Jez slips back out the door and the officers chase after them.
They find the REAL Captain Crouton tied up and forced to watch "Leave It
to Beaver" reruns in his quarters.  Who is this mysterious imposter?  What
does it want with the _Croutonprize_?  What is its fondness for Jerry
Mathers anyway?  And why is it not affected when Missy accidentally shuts
off the lights?  Find out, as Lt. Wankoid's eye color is changed to
gold in the next shocking episode of Star Trek: The Crouton Generation!


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Date: Fri, 27 Apr 90 16:29:16 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG Episode

On the next excigugylgyting episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"Bo Knows Wankoidian"

Bo Jackson makes a surprise appearance on the Croutonprize for a little
one-on-one hockey with Lt. Gretzky on Holodeck 2.  Will Bo be able to come
to the rescue when both Zen AND Wankoid come down with viruses?  Will
Bo be able to find Soraya's keys?  Maybe Bo can fix the lights PERMANENTLY
while he's at it?  And will Bo spoil Jez as the Oyster Crackers attack?

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Date: Sat, 28 Apr 90 13:43:29 MDT
From: moore_es%cubldr@spot (Fizzix Dude)
Subject: Next on "Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation"

                      "Cat's Pa"

Things are amiss aboard the  _Croutonprize_ when the ghost of Jez the Wonder
Kitty's father appears in his quarters.  The ghost promises to take Jez to
Friskies IV, where he will live the rest of his life in peaceful indolence.
Lt. Ghiasi desperately implores Jez not to croutonize down with the incor-
poreal entity, reminding him that there is more to life than eating and 
sleeping (and eating and sleeping, and eating and sleeping, and....)  Can
she convince Jez that a life of challenges (and pain!) as assistant science
officer aboard the _Croutonprize_ is far more rewarding and desirable than
eternal vegetation?  As the crew fights to *.

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Date: Sat, 28 Apr 90 14:14:54 MDT
From: moore_es%cubldr@spot (Fizzix Dude)
Subject: Next on 'Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation'

                             "Cats' Spa"

Jez the Wonder Kitty takes a long-needed vacation on Felopus II.  But 
soon after arriving there, a guest mysteriously dies of a fatal hair-
ball and Jez becomes unwittingly embroiled in a Sneiz Garde plot to 
bankrupt the feline resort and gain control of Felopus II for its rich 
dicroutonian crystal deposits.  Jez desperately fights for his life 
against Sneiz Garde spies as he attempts to unravel this murder mystery.  
Will he succeed in time and stop the Sneiz Garde from getting their hands 
on a virtual monopoly?  And will the West Lodge Foamasi play any role 
in stopping this threat? 

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Date: Sat, 28 Apr 90 14:32:24 MDT
From: moore_es%cubldr@spot (Fizzix Dude)
Subject: Next on 'Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation'

                              "Cats?  Pah!"

A new half-Klingon medical technician is assigned to the _Crouton-
prize_, but soon proves to be a disruption to the peace aboard the
ship.  It turns out that she hates all speices of felines with a 
passion, and is especially indignant about serving aboard a ship
whose assistant science officer is a "lumpen" domesticated cat.
Counselor Neon must attempt to get Lt. K'Grakh to put aside her ill
feelings for the feline before she goes off the deep end and hunts
down poor old Jez.  Will he succeed in reconciling difference be-
tween the two, or will Jez have to barricade himself in his quarters
until Captain Crouton can get K'Grakh transferred to the _Prang_?  
As Jez fights to stay alive.

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Date: Sat, 28 Apr 90 18:37:50 MDT
From: moore_es%cubldr@spot (Fizzix Dude)
Subject: Next on 'Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation'

                                "Cat's Paw"

Trouble strikes when Jez the Wonder Kitty develops a case of Rigelian
mange on his front right paw.  Due to the potentially fatal nature of
the affliction, the crew is forced to hightail it to Pasture Veteri-
nary Hospital orbiting Demodectic VII to get the necessary treatment
for Jez.  But before they can get there, they're intercepted by the
Oyster Crackers, who demand all information pertaining to the clas-
sified Cavendish device.  Will the Oyster Crackers be allowed to gain
control of the value of the gravitational constant and terrorize the 
galaxy?  Will the Kunz intervene?  Will the crew get Jez to the hos-
pital before he dies of his epidermic dilemma?  And will this be the
last episode with a play on the word "catspaw"?  Find out on the next
"Star Trek:  The Running-Gag Generation"!

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Date: Sun, 29 Apr 90 03:56:39 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG Episode

Next time, on an all-new episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"Wayneing Moon"

The _Croutonprize_ receives some new incidental crew members at Starbase
124, and Lt. Gretzky immediately becomes infatuated with one of them.
Ensign Jones soon spends more and more time on the Holodeck with him,
and wedding bells appear to be ringing.  Are they really bells or are
they Soraya's keys?  Will Missy be able to keep the lights DIM for the
twitterpated Holodeck Hockey Squad Leader's romantic dinners?  Will Jez
be a nice kitty and not interrupt their passionate--ahem..never mind.
And will Captain Crouton be able to keep his mind on the wedding
ceremony he's supposed to be performing as the Sneiz Garde appear to
say "We won't interrupt this episode for a pound."?


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Date: Sun, 29 Apr 90 21:22:07 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "Knotty Bits"

	"Knotty Bits"

Captain Crouton awakes in his quarters to find that Bacos have tied him to
his bed by his hair.  They are now working to build a Captain Crouton
android that they can control in order to take over the ship.  Will Captain
Crouton be able to release himself without going bald?  Will he be able to
get a message to Jez for help?  Why are Soraya's keys tied into his beard?
Or does he simply enjoy being tied up?  As the Bacos fix the lights and
Missy fights for a job!

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Date: Sun, 29 Apr 90 21:22:17 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "More Knotty Bits"

	"More Knotty Bits"

Having failed to take over the Croutonprize, the Bacos seek a bigger target --
STAR FLEET HEADQUARTERS.  Admiral Avenger finds himself tied to his bed by
his hair as the Bacos build an Admiral android.  Will Admiral T'Lilith
make it back in time to keep the Admiral from removing all his hair in one
swift move?  Or will Admiral Avenger act sensibly and keep his hair so
that the ANDROID will be forced to do his Junior Lab project?  As the
Admiral's bastardized coarse fly hair fights to survive....

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>From zecca Sun Apr 29 21:37:58 1990
Date: Sun, 29 Apr 90 21:37:54 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
To: gaz@tramp
Subject: ST:TCG "Flieder Mouse"
Status: R


Next time, on a squeaky clean episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"Flieder Mouse"

Dr. Flieder discovers a mouse scurrying through sickbay, knocking chemicals
all over the floor.  What will her calls for assistance from the bridge bring
into her sickbay?  A full security team armed to the teeth?  Jez the Wonder
Kitty in a bouncy mood?  Or will Captain Crouton decide to supervise this
operation himself as the mouse fights to survive?


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Date: Sun, 29 Apr 90 22:31:21 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "Sure, Leave!"

Next time, on an all-blue episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"Sure, Leave!"

Admiral Avenger begins to lose a grip, as numerous Star Fleet officers
begin disappearing on "Summer Shore Leaves."  Will any of the crew remain
behind or will Avenger be left all alone for the summer?  Will the Admiral
be able to defend the Federation from the dreaded Hidden Valley Ranchers
all by himself?  And what evil scheme does Commander Bloocheez have up
his sleeve as the Croutons fight to survive?

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Date: Mon, 30 Apr 90 15:43:28 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (NAME ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG  "Dagger of the Mind"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"Dagger of the Mind"

The evil Kunz returns to puzzle and befuddle the crew of the Croutonprize.
This time he attacks Zen and Admiral Avenger with a new operator that trans-
poses their neurons--the dagger operator.  Can Admiral Avenger survive this
new assault on his mind?  Will Zortyl Wankoid once again have to repair the
ailing Zen?  Can Jez the Wonder Kitty get the lights back on while Soraya
and Missy look for keys?  Find out on the next exciting episode of Star
Trek: The Kunz Generation.

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#

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Date: Mon, 30 Apr 90 15:50:49 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (NAME ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG  "The Return of the Sturm-Gurglphlz Equation"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"The Return of the Sturm-Gurglphltz Equation"

After being foiled by Captain Crouton (who destroyed his Dagger of the Mind),
the Kunz brings out some of his previous heavy artillery:  the Sturm-Gurglphltz
Equation.  He attempts to apply the equation to Zen, Admiral Avenger, and
Captain Crouton and says, "All it does is tell you what the slemnwls are."
Then he gets mad when nobody understands what he's talking about.  Can the trio
survive this new assault on their neurons?  Can Jez the Wonder Kitty open the
fridge with all the racket Soraya is making while looking for her keys and
Missy is making while turning on the lights?  Will the Kunz's plan confuse
everybody long enough for him to make up an "easy" final?  Find out on the next
mysterious episode of Star Trek:  The Gurglphltz Equation.

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#


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Date: Mon, 30 Apr 90 15:58:34 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (NAME ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG "Max Croutons"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"Max Croutons"

Captain Crouton suffers a severe head injury during an attack by the Oyster
Crackers.  While Doctor Flieder frantically tries to save him, ship's prodigy
Chuang hooks the captain's head up to Zen via a photolink.  Captain Crouton
turns out to be fine, but then a strange new entity appears in Zen--one who
looks like Captain Crouton (except he only appears on the graphics screen),
who talks like Captain Crouton (except for a slight st-st-stutter), and who
calls himself Max Croutons.  Can a new alliance between Max Croutons and the
crew of the Croutonprize help them in their new offensive against the Oyster
Crackers?  Will Jez, the Wonder Kitty, manage to stop laughing at Max long
enough to find out where Soraya's hidden the Pounce?  Will Missy finally get
some rest as Max fixes the lights?  Find out on the next exciting episode of
Star Trek:  The Headroom Generation.

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#

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Date: Mon, 30 Apr 90 16:03:59 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (NAME ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG  "Bedknobs and Croutons"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"Bedknobs and Croutons"

Doctor Flieder reveals that she is leaving the Croutonprize to become a
full-fledged professional sorceress--she's been taking a correspondence course
in witchcraft for some time now.  She vanishes in a cloud of smoke, only to
be replaced by--The CARL!  Can Zen convice the Carl to give him a job?  Will
Soraya and Missy be able to coax Jez the Wonder Kitty out from his hiding place
under the couch?  Will Captain Crouton manage to rescue Dr. Flieder in time to
prevent someone from dropping a house on her?  Find out on the next exciting
episode of Star Trek:  The Disney Generation.

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#

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Date: Mon, 30 Apr 90 16:11:46 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (NAME ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG "Power Series"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"Power Series"

The evil Queue returns, this time he announces that he's found a way to
increase his powers to infinity, and promptly begins.  Can Captain Crouton find
a way to break the Queue out of his infinite series?  Will Zen be permanently
stopped by the Queue's evil scheme?  Jez the Wonder Kitty tries to find
the keys as Soraya and Missy struggle to keep the lights on on the next
exciting episode of Star Trek:  The SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSllllllllllllloooooooooowww
Generation.

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#

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Date: Mon, 30 Apr 90 16:18:01 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (NAME ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG  "Legendary Functions"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"Legendary Functions"

The Kunz, the Carl, and the Queue all join forces to do away with the
Croutonprize once and for all.  They launch a joint attack:  Queue knocks Zen
offline; the Kunz gives the crew an easy homework assignment, and the Carl
confuses everybody by doing just algebra.  Can Missy develop her film
successfully even though the lights just keep coming on?  Will Jez the Wonder
Kitty ever get his dinner?  Can Captain Crouton survive this new onslaught on
his neurons?  The deadly enemies renew their onslaught as the crew fights to
pass their finals on the next exiciting episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton
Generation.

#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#

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Date: Mon, 30 Apr 90 16:32:25 MDT
From: cubldr::reid_jh (NAME ZEN||SPOT::"zen@nirvana")
Subject: ST:TCG  "There Can Be Only n-1"

Next time, on an All-New episode of Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation--

"There Can Be Only n-1"

While on a restful vacation on the planet Zimbabwe 2, Commander Highlander is
attacked by a violent man weilding a sword.  Highlander manages to fend off the
attack, but he is soon embroiled in a plot to take over the Federation and he
discovers his true heritage along the way.  Can Commander Highlander resist the
temptation to be the only one?  Or will he loose his life in a duel with
another of his kind?  Is there ever going to be a sequal to this episode?  Find
out on the next exciting episode of Star Trek:  The Highlander Generation.
		
#==============Zen===Ship's=Computer=USS=Croutonprize=NCC=1741C===============#

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Date: Mon, 30 Apr 90 17:04:06 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "Cold Cats"

Next time, on an all-new episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"Cold Cats"

Lts. Midzor and Ghiasi, with the help of Jez the Wonder Kitty, begin a
new experiment -- to determine whether the light inside the refrigerator
really does stay on when you close the door AND whether having Missy in
close proximity has any effect.  But will their experiment be ruined when
the Ashby appears and uses 130% of Zen's CPU time as Jez fights to get
out of the fridge?


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Date: Mon, 30 Apr 90 17:11:33 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG

Next time, on a fish-out-of-water story on
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"The Killing Fish"

Captain Crouton pulls another all-nighter in the ship's main computing
center.  Hours later, still walking around in a zombified state, he
remembers that his prize fish have not been fed in over a day!  What
kind of terror will he stumble upon when he returns to his quarters?
Why are his fish chasing Jez through the halls saying "Here, kitty,
kitty!"?  And where are the phasers that Ensign Turner has discovered
missing from the open weapons locker on Deck 10?  Find out, on the next
exciting episode of Star Trek: The Crouton Generation!

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Date: Mon, 30 Apr 90 23:31:43 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG "The Futon Man"

Next time, on a restful episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"The Futon Man"

Captain Crouton finds his new bed TOO comfortable and begins to sleep in
it 23 hours a day.  The crew becomes worried when they DON'T find him on
either the bridge or in the computing center at all hours.  Will Captain
Crouton catch up on a lifetime of lost sleep?  Will he get any work done
in the mean time?  And what plans does Jez have to disrupt his sleep
schedule as Dr. Flieder considers buying herself a comfy chair?

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Date: Mon, 30 Apr 90 23:38:39 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG

Next time, on an all-new episode of
	Star Trek: The Crouton Generation:

	"Croutons Don't Grow on Trees"

Doctor Flieder and Counselor Neon are posed with a difficult situation,
when Lt. Ghiasi comes down with a strange affliction that causes her to
wander through the hallways of the Croutonprize muttering "Don't eat trees
that talk.  Nope nope nope."  Will Jez be able to keep her awake for the
tests the Doctor wants to run on her?  Will Captain Crouton be able to
make a diagnosis all by himself before hearing anything from Sickbay?
And will Missy get through yet another episode without hearing about the
lights as the Croutons fight to survive?

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Date: Tue, 1 May 90 12:10:56 mdt
From: mooree (MOORE ERIC S)

                      "When I'm Twenty-three"

Disaster DOESN'T strike (for once!) when Lt. Cmdr. Moore has a birth-
day.  But will he be able to enjoy it, now that he is braindead from
working on his general relativity paper for Starfleet Command and 
must face a PDE exam that he isn't the least bit prepared for?  Will
his fellow croutonmates surprise him by giving him a surprise birthday
party, or will he have to spend the night alone at Ten-forward?  As
the croutons fight to--ah, forget it!

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Date: Tue, 1 May 90 12:26:10 MDT
From: moore_es%cubldr@spot (Fizzix Dude)
Subject: Next on "Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation"

                                "Spam-vasion"

Admiral Advenger makes an unexpected visit to the _Croutonprize_ and
soon creates suspicion in Captain Crouton's mind.  Despite a brain-
numbing job of getting the Cavendish experiment finished, he behaves
like he has tapped some limitless source of youth and vitality.  But
after he subdues Lt. Cmdr. Moore in a fit of rage and is himself in-
capacitated, the crew makes a startling discovery.  Galactic peace is
threatened by little-pink-reconstituted-pork aliens that have invaded
the gastrointestinal tracks of the Federation's key officers in an
attempt to gain galactic power.  Will Captain Crouton be able to re-
turn to earth in time without creating suspicion to stop this inva-
sion?  What will happen to the crew if he fails?

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Date: Tue, 1 May 90 12:59:55 MDT
From: moore_es%cubldr@spot (Fizzix Dude)
Subject: Next on "Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation"

                         "The Cyberian Space Web"

After many long hours of CPU time, Captain Crouton begins to fade from
reality.  The crew desperately tries to track down his exact coordi-
nates in the Bobcat Zone and croutonize him back before he fades away
forever.  Complications arise, however, when over half of the crew be-
gins to go bonkers from the stress of madly preparing for Starfleet
inspection.  Will they succeed?  And will Counselor Neon be sent to
Tantalus after he claims to have seen a ghostly image of the captain
floating in his bathroom?  Find out on the next "Star Trek:  The
Cyberspace Generation"!