Date: Thu, 26 Apr 90 00:47:06 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: The Crouton Rap

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	THE CROUTON RAP

Well, look out Croutons, your Adm'ral is here
To rap about Junk Mail -- at the end of a year.
It started in September as a measly little joke
But now it reaches out to thirty or so folk.

Back in November, we moved it to gaz
And all off a sudden, it ended the spazz
Over a constantly changing junk mail list,
A problem solved with a flick of the wrist.  

January started with a little veneration,
But quickly turned into The Crouton Generation.
Again just a joke that I made come alive
BUT NOW WE'RE UP TO EPISODE 235!

Junk Mail is coming to a summer close,
But it'll back, surely everybody knows!
The mailer may move to another machine
But with similar people, we won't lose the dream.

Now thank you all for joining this great cast,
I won't forget you and you won't be the last.
You've kept me going through life's ups and downs
I hope you've felt the same in all your distant towns.

If you return in the fall and rejoin our zoo
Then you'll be a part of JUNK MAIL 2!

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PDK:  I thought that was an "easy" composition.




-- Admiral Zecca, Star Trek: The Crouton Generation
   zecca@tramp.colorado.edu / zecca@tramp%vaxf.colorado.edu

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