Date: Thu, 26 Apr 90 00:26:14 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG Top 10

TOP 10 STAR TREK: THE CROUTON GENERATION PLOT DEVICES:

10. The Riddler schemes away.

9.  Admiral Avenger doesn't sleep.

8.  Soraya loses her keys.

7.  The Hidden Valley Ranchers attack.

6.  Mordred spills the drinks and curses to the tune of breaking glass.

5.  The Oyster Crackers interrupt something by attacking.

4.  The Kunz gives another "easy" exam.

3.  Captain Crouton doesn't sleep.

2.  Find air time for Jez.





1.  Missy blows out the lights......again!!!!!!!!!!
    (AND gets very mad at the writer of the episode -- usually me.)



-- Admiral Zecca, Star Trek: The Crouton Generation
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