STAR TREK: THE CROUTON GENERATION

		Technology

Impulse Drive		Sub-light drive for intra-system movement.
Warp Drive		23rd century drive.  Speed = (Warp Factor^3) c
Warped Drive		Captain Boom-Boom's libido
Trans-Warp Drive	Failed experimental 23rd century drive.
Ultra Warp Drive	24th century drive.  Speed = (Ultra-Factor^5) c
Sixth Warp Drive	Late 24th century drive.  The standard on most Star
			Fleet vessels.  Speed = (Six-Factor^6) c
Jolt-Warp Drive		Experimental new drive installed on the Croutonprize
			for the summer.  Speed = (Jolt-Factor^8) c
			Makes travel within the Local Group feasible.
Phasers			Still a Star Fleet standard, for both ship and hand,
			but much more powerful than antique phasers.
Crouton Torpedoes	The "power punch" of a Federation starship
The Croutonizer		A faster, more efficient, longer-range version of
			the old-style transporters.  Breaks your body up into
			its individual Croutons, breaks them down, then beams
			you to where you're going, where it re-Croutonizes you.

		Ships

NCC-1741-C	USS Croutonprize	Captain:  Chris Crouton
	Crew:  2031 (412 this summer)	Max. Warp: Jolt-Factor 9.9
Shuttlecraft:
01	Fork		06 	Pepto Bismol
02	Spoon		07 	Maalox
03	Knife		08	Metamucil
04	Ladle		09	Spork
05	Gravy		10	Crash

NCC-1823-B	USS Sandberg		Captain: "Roy" Chow
	Crew:  1301		Max. Warp: Six-Factor 10.3
Shuttlecraft:
01	Mark Grace	05	Shawon Dunston
02	Greg Maddux	06	Mitch Williams
03	Harry Caray	07	Andre Dawson
04	Steve Stone	08	Mike Bielecki

NCC-2500-MP	USS Rampage	Admiral Avenger's personal transport
	Crew: 1-12		Max. Warp:  Six-Factor 13.3
NCC-2947	USS Comatose		Captain: "Boom-Boom" Loesch
	Crew:  909		Max. Warp: Six-Factor 12.1
NCC-2988	USS Green Archer	Captain: Mike Atkinson
	Crew:  1311		Max. Warp: Six-Factor 9.9
HVR _C Hag_	Captain:  Commander Bloocheez
	Crew:  1600?		Max. Warp: Six-Factor 10.9?
HVR _C Shell_	Captain:  Commander Oughtree
	Crew:  1200?		Max. Warp: Six-Factor 9.0?
SS Snagglebarf		Captain: Guglgyg Gaddaghluygh 
	Crew: 454 Yoyobqians	Max. Warp: Six-Factor 5.7