Date: Fri, 3 Jan 92 14:21:11 -0500
From: bryant@husc.harvard.edu
To: tcg@typhoon.ucar.EDU
Subject: Heisenberg Episodoid!

(That's yaz's description of it, not mine...)

From brandon@husc Fri Jan  3 14:17:39 1992
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 92 14:17:16 -0500

Coming soon (supposedly) to the Crouton Generation:

	As yaz-pistachio and Scribonia prepare a return to cyberspace,
Zortylwankoid joins the Heisenberg to assist.

SCRIBBLE (barreling down a corridor at about 3/5 c):  Outtamy way!
	(ZW quickly steps to one side, and looks at SCRIBBLE
curiously over his glasses as she passes.)

	But all is not well on Planet Freemont.

DOROTHY-GALE: The Data Dreadnoughts will destroy our processors if they are
	not stopped.  You must help us!
YAZ: But what can we do?

	(cut to:)
THE-GREAT-OZ (played by special guest star John Davenport!):  You must
	bring the Heisenberg itself through into cyberspace.  The-Great-Oz
	has spoken!
O'FOREVER (obviously): The Captain isn't going to like this....

	And the Heisenberg joins the Royal Freemountie Air Navy!

	(We see KABETA, SPEAKER, and MCDONOUGH standing beside an extremely
large dirigible bearing the name "H.X.M.S. Pandora's Box".)
KABETA (confusedly furious):  Who is responsible for this!?!
MCDONOUGH:  Um, I, uh, think Pandora is, sir.
KABETA (pauses):  Oh.  Well, what on Xavion does "H.X.M.S." mean?
SPEAKER:  Well ... I think it refers to you ---  (Kneels, hiding a grin)
	Your Majesty. 

	But will everyone return?

	(SCRIBBLE lies unconscious in sick bay, attended by JIAPA and DR.
HERTZMAN.) 
JIAPA:  But what happened?
DR. H.:  Well ... it's hard to say ....  Scribonia's mind has a highly
	unusual parallel structure, you know. As far as I can tell --- some
	of her got left behind. 

This and more on our next exciting (alleged) episode,  _Return to the
	Planet of the Eights_! 
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