Here it is...the official Star Trek:  The Crouton Generation Drinking Game
rules.

Take one drink (unless otherwise noted) for each time the following conditions
are met:

Admiral Avenger:
     Uses his mysterious powers.
     Drops a reference to his mysterious past.
     Wears a button on his uniform.

Captain Crouton:
     Drinks his rootbeer.
     Makes a log entry.
     Says, "I know nothing."

Highlander:
     Lets his hormones get the better of him.
     Uses his katana.
     Says, "f****!" or some other variant.

Crossfire:
     Saves the crew/ship/federation/galaxy/universe.
     Uses his bow or Beretta.
     Threatens to resign or transfer.

Jez:
     Eats Pounce.
     Is described as "bounding" or "leaping".
     Curls up on someone's lap (finish your beer if the person is wearing
     white).

Zortyl:
     Uses Wankoidian.
     Fixes Zen.
     Reprograms the enemy.

Soraya:
     Finds her keys.
     Looses her keys.
     Does "just algebra".

Kabeta:
     Makes a wistfully poignant reference to her past.
     Turns into a wolf.
     Gets called "Chickie" or "Kathy".

Missy:
     Fixes the lights.
     Blows out the lights.
     Complains that she FIXED the damn LIGHTS!

Daemon:  has a line.

Drink once when there's a reference to any of the following:
     TOS, TAS, TNG, the movies or the novels.
     Bo

Drink once each time a character from TOS, TAS, TNG, the movies or the novels
     makes an appearance.

Drink each time the shields fail.

The warp drive fails.

Someone time travels.

Someone gets kidnapped/captured/held for ransom.

Someone speaks stilted expositional dialogue.

Someone dies.

The Borg assimilate something.

Someone says "Curses!  Foiled again!"  or "And it would've worked, too, if it
     hadn't been for * !"

The Crew Fights to Survive.

There's a scene in 10-Forward (finish your beer if the scene degenerates into
     a fight).

The Heisenberg Plaque changes.

Someone sings.

There's a poem.

There's a commercial break.

Finish your beer when:
     An otherwise peaceful character starts random acts of violence.
     A ship explodes.
     A starbase explodes.
     A main character dies.
     Something is invaded.