Date: Tue, 16 Jul 91 03:02:51 -0600
From: zecca@tramp (Emulator of Borg)
Subject: Major Boredom/Sarcasm Alert

Top 10 Things to Do When You're a Bored Junker:

#10)  Accept Jez the Wonder Kitty as your personal savior.

#9)  Stay up all night thinking up silly things like this Top 10 List.

#8)  Post a long ST:TCG episode.

#7)  Start a pun war.

#6)  Start a flame war, inadvertently.

#5)  One word:  MUD!

#4)  Post a short ST:TCG episode.

#3)  Flirt with anything that moves (or doesn't, if that's your taste).

#2)  Post a million short ST:TCG episodes (that are really the same plot
  with different wording).

...and the number one thing to do when you're a bored junker...

#1)  Scream "Where's my mail????"


-- Admiral Avenger, Star Trek: The Crouton Generation
		    Celebrating 17 months worth of Croutons
   zecca@tramp.colorado.edu / zecca@spot.colorado.edu

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