New from Playmates!

                  It's the very first series of 

		STAR TREK: THE CROUTON GENERATION
			  Action Figures

		       COLLECT THEM ALL!!!

HEROES:

Admiral Avenger
  w/ cape, baseball bat and removable hair!
Lt. Cdr. Crossfire
  w/ Compound Bow, Beretta, Phaser Rifle and lots of other war toys!
Captain Chris P. Crouton
  w/ six-pack of Mason's root beer and the backpack from Hell!
Fully Functional Data
  Need we say more?
Soraya Ghiasi
  w/ Jez the Wonder Kitty, Pandora the Psycho Kitty and cans of Pounce!
Highlander
  w/ katana, kilt (Clan McLeod) and action drooling tongue!
Captain Kabeta
  w/ her own Shakespeare portfolio and PADD full of rejected marriage
     proposals!
Missy Midzor
  w/ flashlight, light bulbs, 5 mW laser...and thumbprint cookies!
Thokk the Dismemberer
  w/ three-handed sword, phaser and slab of raw meat!
yaz pistachio
  w/ differential equations text and action aviator scarf!
Talking Zortylwankoid
  Just pull the string and he talks...and talks...and talks...
    and talks...and talks...and talks...and talks...


VILLAINS:

Bjorn of Borg
  w/ tennis ball launcher arm, tennis racket and super action tennis swing!
Commander Bloocheez
  w/ 2 six-shooters, engagement ring box and 20-gallon Stetson!
The Kunz
  w/ copy of Jackson and small bag of M&M's!
Lucky Charm
  w/ leg of human and Lucky the Leprechaun collector's card!
Professor Love
  w/ cup of coffee and fishing equipment!
The Riddler
  w/ Tektronix oscilloscope and bottle of toluene


ALSO AVAILABLE:
_Salad_ class starship _USS Croutonprize_ NCC-1741-C
  w/ all the appropriate sound effects and flashing lights
Shuttlecraft _Maalox_
  w/ room for 3 action figures


COMING SOON:
_USS Heisenberg_ Bridge Playset
  A breakthrough in parapsychological toy technology allows the playset
  to recreate all the weirdness of the actual _Heisenberg_ bridge, from
  the ever-changing ship's motto to the spontaneous appearances of Smurfs
  and 6-inch purple hadrosaurs!
Junior Lab Playset
  Torture your friends!  Comes with complete set of Jr. Lab torture
  devices.  (The Riddler and Prof. Love sold separately.)
The Croutonizer
  Break down your favorite characters into their component croutons!