< Derek Jacobi voice-over >

Eleven years ago, the Federation faced its greatest Dilemma.
  o  Borg tractor beam tears up the _Nebula_-class _USS Reliant_.
  o  Avenger's Revenge
  o  Young Crossfire argues a tactical point with Captain Bowman.
  o  Federation, Klingon and Borg ships swarm about Vulcan.

Prepare yourself...
  o  Three Borg cubes tear up Starbase LMC.
  o  A security officer(?) is electrocuted by a Borg soldier.
  o  Several Borg soldiers prepare surgical instruments over Highlander.
  o  The _Subaru_ crew are thrown about the bridge like rag dolls by Borg...

The Borg are back.
[ Close-ups ]
  o  Ouran'julius (the Borgified HVR Commander Taco Salsa)
  o  Sega (the Borgified HVR Governor Tarkanian)
  o  Bjorn (the Borgified Swede tennis player)
  o  Close-up on Antonius (our brand new villain) with an evil grin.

Get your scorecard ready.

		    STAR TREK: THE CROUTON GENERATION
			    "The Perfect Game"
			An epic set in 24 innings.