< Harry, the _Chivalier_ computer, singing to >
< the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game". >

All right!  Let me hear you!

Admiral Avenger loved baseball games,
But Bjorn of Borg sought a different fame.
When Borg invaded in force, all-out
Avenger could only shout:

	Beam me out to the ball game!
	Beam me out with the crowd!
	Buy me some root beer and crouton snacks!
	I don't care if I ever beam back!
	Oh, let's root, root, root for the Star Fleet!
	If they don't win it's a shame!
	For it's ONE, TWO, THREE strikes you're out
	In "The Perfect Game"!!!

Captain Kabeta was different though:
Her crew endeavoured to strangely go
Where no one had before -- hey, watch out!
Who is that assim'lated lout?

	Beam me out to the ball game!
	Beam me out with the crowd!
	Buy me some root beer and crouton snacks!
	I don't care if I ever beam back!
	Oh, let's root, root, root for a core dump!
	If the Borg win, we'll be the same!
	Yes, it's ONE, TWO, THREE strikes you're out
	In "The Perfect Game"!!!

Hey!
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     STAR TREK: THE CROUTON GENERATION
             "The Perfect Game"
Beginning Oct. 1, 1993 on the TCG mailing list.