Top 10 Reasons You Still Want to Read ST:TCG "The Perfect Game" After
  Waiting Two Years for It:

10. You're a masochist.
 9. You never took the words "Get a life" seriously.
 8. You thought it might actually be an interesting story.
 7. You're hoping your character will get promoted.
 6. You're afraid your character is going to be written out or killed.
 5. You're wondering if Kath & The Admiral managed to keep up with all
    the changes in the Borg on TNG since they started writing TPG.
 4. Jez the Wonder Kitty!  Jez the Wonder Kitty!  Jez the Wonder Kitty!
 3. You heard Spock was in it.
 2. You heard they had to trim out 17 Kbytes in order to obtain the
    coveted 'R' rating from MPAA.

And the Number One reason you still want to read "The Perfect Game"
after waiting over two years...

 1. You want to see how close the plot the _National Enquirer_
    printed is to the real thing.