Q:  How many Klingons does it take to replace a light panel?
A:  Two.  One to install the panel, one to shoot him and take the credit.

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Q:  How many Nanites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  None.  They're in the filament.

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Q:  How many Kelvins does it take to replace a light panel?
A:  None.  It's cooler in the dark.

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Q:  How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  All of them.  They assimilate the technology and incorporate it into
    their body armor.

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Q:  How do Pakleds replace a light panel?
A:  The kidnap Missy and say, "It is broken.  Will you make it glow?"

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Q:  How many Croutons does it take to replace a light panel?
A:  One . . . and it's _NOT_ funny!!!

Date: Wed, 4 Jul 90 14:31:20 MDT
From: frechett@snoopy.Colorado.EDU (Mac the Ripper/ / / /)
Subject: Just a joke...

Q.  How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise (ncc-1701) does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?

    A. 7; Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the
Engineering section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to
pronounce that bulb dead.  Scotty, after checking around, notices that
there are no more new bulbs on the ship and complaines that he can't see
in the dark to tend his engines.  Kirk must make an emergency stop at the
next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV,  to procure a light bulb from the
natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu and 3 red shirt security officers beam
down.  The 3 security officers are promptly killed by the natives, and the
rest of the landing party is captures.  Meanwhiole back in orbit, Scotty
notices a Klingon ship and must warp out of orbit to escape detection.
Back on the planet, Captain Kirk seduces a tribal queen and then saves her
from a Klingon party that has beamed down for another light bulb.  As a
reward, the landing party is set free and given all the light bulbs they
can carry.  Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the planet
just in time to beam Kirk et. al.  The new bulb is inserted and the
Enterprise continues with its five year mission.

If you have seen it before then good for you.  

	Mac the Ripper/ / / /