Date: Thu, 26 Apr 90 00:26:14 mdt
From: zecca (The Admiral)
Subject: ST:TCG Top 10

TOP 10 STAR TREK: THE CROUTON GENERATION PLOT DEVICES:

10. The Riddler schemes away.

9.  Admiral Avenger doesn't sleep.

8.  Soraya loses her keys.

7.  The Hidden Valley Ranchers attack.

6.  Mordred spills the drinks and curses to the tune of breaking glass.

5.  The Oyster Crackers interrupt something by attacking.

4.  The Kunz gives another "easy" exam.

3.  Captain Crouton doesn't sleep.

2.  Find air time for Jez.

dmiral Avenger!  Euge, on a killer Kitty
Kelley rampage... next time on an a1.  Missy blows out the lights......again!!!!!!!!!!
    (AND gets very mad at the writer of the episode -- usually me.)

-- Admiral Zecca, Star Trek: The Crouton Generation
   zecca@tramp.colorado.edu / zecca@tramp%vaxf.colorado.edu

"Hey, what's this?"
"STOP that!"
"Hey, what's this thing do?"
"STOP IT!  Let me concentrate on my driving!"
   -- Lt. Col. Custer Jones and Topjob, _Terrorists Strike Again!!_

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Date: Sun, 13 May 90 15:53:04 mdt
From: zecca (In cyberspace, no one can hear you screen...)
Subject: Top 10 Ways to Aggravate Missy

TOP 10 WAYS TO AGGRAVATE MISSY
(From the Star Trek: The Crouton Generation Production Office)

(A simple basic program will suffice)

10 for x = 10 to 1 step -1
20 print x,".  Mention the lights."
30 next x
40 end

Date: Sun, 17 Jun 90 19:07:53 -0600
From: zecca@tramp (Bjorn the BORG and Ernest BORGnine)
Subject: ST:TSG Top 10 List

(From the Admiral's Office on the starship Croutonprize)

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TOP 10 KELVIN PET PEEVES:

10.  Garfield

9.  Bakeries

8.  Flamethrowers

7.  The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

6.  Planets anywhere near a star

5.  Anything remotely catlike

4.  "Cold" fusion

3.  Hot stars

2.  Jez the Wonder Kitty

1.  People who lie in the sun all day, in order to get a "sun tan"

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Date: Thu, 28 Jun 90 13:36:44 -0600
From: zecca@tramp (Shut up, Shelby)
To: ghiasi@tramp
Subject: Re:  Feeling a little better

>  Any suggestions for amusing things to do Saturday at the party???

Top 10 Amusing Things to Do at the Junk Mail Party:
(from the CASA Terminal Room in Duane C-324)

10.  Drag over my Betamax and a copy of "The Best of Both Worlds"

9.  Burn Bushes

8.  Pin the tail on the Quayle

7.  Try to get everyone logged on at once from one machine (namely Julie's)

6.  Write a group episode of ST:TSG

5.  Have everybody post 10 messages to rec.arts.startrek to get the volume
up from 200/day to 500/day 

4.  Prank call to David Letterman

3.  Invite Wayne Gretzky

2.  Invent a better Hubble Space Telescope

1.  Fill Missy's room with a thousand points of light (or at least 1000
post-it notes with "Your lights are on." printed on them).