Date: Sun, 17 Jun 90 19:07:53 -0600
From: zecca@tramp (Bjorn the BORG and Ernest BORGnine)
Subject: ST:TSG Top 10 List

(From the Admiral's Office on the starship Croutonprize)

TOP 10 KELVIN PET PEEVES:

10.  Garfield

9.  Bakeries

8.  Flamethrowers

7.  The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

6.  Planets anywhere near a star

5.  Anything remotely catlike

4.  "Cold" fusion

3.  Hot stars

2.  Jez the Wonder Kitty



1.  People who lie in the sun all day, in order to get a "sun tan"