STAR TREK: THE SUMMER GENERATION

Intergalactic space, the final frontier.  These are the voyages of the
starship Croutonprize.  Its long-term mission, to explore the Small
Magellanic Cloud, to seek out new life forms and new civilizations, to
boldly go where no one has gone before...

USS Croutonprize, NCC(New Crunchy Crouton)-1741-C

		The Cast

Captain Chris Crouton		Captain of the Croutonprize
Commander Highlander		First Officer (and former Security Chief)
Admiral T'Lilith		Senior Xenobiologist (1/2 Vulcan, 1/2 Klingon)
Admiral Avenger			Star Fleet Command Representative
Counselor Neon			Ship's Counselor
Lt. Cdr. Melissa Midzor		Chief Engineer and responsible for the lights
Lt. Cdr. Zortyl Wankoid		Ship's Computer Officer (from planet Yoyoboq)
Lt. Cdr. Soraya Ghiasi		Chief Science Officer
Lt. Wayne Gretzky		Security Chief
Lt. Jez the Wonder Kitty	Asst. Security Chief
Lt. Neal Chuang			Con Officer (and Ship's Prodigy)
Lt. Ian Frechette		Ship's Philosopher
Lt. Matt Himle			Ops Officer
Lt. Jason Taubman		Croutonizer Chief
Lt. Rhee Savan			Asst. Computer Officer
Lt. JG Mike Turner		Con/Ops Officer
Lt. JG Jen-L			Xenobiologist and Immunologist
Lt. JG Icefalcon		Molecular Biologist
Ens. Dave Kindig		The Ice Cream Man
Ens. Glenn Salaman		Missionary
Zen				Ship's Computer

Commodore Bradford		Star Fleet tactical expert and cow specialist
Commander Kabeta		Moral Support
Commander D'Arc Tangent		Immoral Support
Vanessa "Bruce" Baker		Chief Bruce & Counselor's Assistant
Lt. Cdr. Zenador		Star Fleet Xenologer
Daaaaaave			Special Xenology Computer
Lt. Q. Torvald McDonagh		Silly Support and Light Engineer

USS Chivalier, NCC-75703
Capt. Chi An Steven "Roy" Chow	Captain (late of the USS _Sandberg_)
Cdr. Tim Larkin			First Officer
Lt. Janson			Security Chief
Harry				Ship's computer

USS Comatose, NCC-2947
Larry "Boom-Boom" Loesch	Captain

		Other interesting life forms

Commander Bloocheez		Captain Crouton's Hidden Valley Rancher rival.
Bo Jackson			Bo knows *.
Johann Sebastian Spock		Famous 25th Century musician
Bjorn Borg			Admiral Avenger's old Borg rival from his
				days on the USS Sagan.
The Kunz			Mischevious omnipotent being who, though he
				can't break the laws of physics, does like
				to bend them a bit.

		Alien races
The Kelvins			A cold-hearted race of non-humanoids who
				prefer the temperatures of intergalactic
				space.  Powerful, but fearful of cats.
The Borg			Ancient Cyborg scavengers who still pose an
				occasional threat to the Federation.
The Hidden Valley Ranch Empire	Arch-rivals of the Federation.
Lucky Charms			Name given by Himle to a new race the
				Croutonprize has been encountering.  Their
				penchant for human flesh and their triple-helix
				DNA makes them terrifying foes.  They resemble
				a cross between a ten-foot termite and a
				leprechaun.
Yoyboqians			Zortyl Wankoid's native race.  A peculiar
				species with an even more peculiar language.

		Places of Interest
The Small Magellanic Cloud	Small irregular companion galaxy of our own
				that our intrepid crew are currently exploring.
Dresnel				20th Century culture that has opened shore
				leave rights to the Federation.  Destroyed
				by a Lucky Charm invasion Stardate 100865.0.
Camelot				23rd Century constitutional monarchy which
				has recently applied for Federation membership.
				Jez was knighted by them for his assistance
				in thwarting the Kelvins.
The Kunz Continuum		Home of the Kunz and a variety of other
				omnipotent beings that have plagued the crew.
				They are apparently powerless against the
				Lucky Charms, apart from being safe in their
				own dimension.